Post by sawg138 on Feb 16, 2011 14:10:21 GMT -5
Well it was quite some time ago
When he first came to this land
With a quiver on his back
And a longbow in his hand.
He had a wavy head of hair,
And pointy pair of ears,
Set to walkin’ and ‘a wanderin’
For neigh 300 years.
CHORUS
Grizzly, Grizzly Carter,
The man who knows no fear!
Grizzly, Grizzly Carter,
King of the wild frontier.
Killed a rhino-buffalo
Just ‘a usin’ his bare hands;
Pulled the skin right off to make a coat
Then packed the rest in cans.
When he had to cross a lake,
Well, he’s not a man to gloat,
He karate-chopped a hundred trees
And built himself a boat.
CHORUS
On the morn he joined the Rangers
And their leader-man, the Doc,
He snuck into their camp
And brewed some coffee in their pot.
When it comes to fighting evil now,
He always does his part -
If he sees the walkin’ dead
He up and shoots ‘em through the heart.
CHORUS
He’s got a pair of riding horses
And a silver set of knives.
If he comes into your town,
You’d better lock away your wives.
He’s got a straight and shinin’ smile,
And a cybernetic fist,
And if you try and double-cross him,
Then “you’re goin’ on the list”!
CHORUS (x2)
When he first came to this land
With a quiver on his back
And a longbow in his hand.
He had a wavy head of hair,
And pointy pair of ears,
Set to walkin’ and ‘a wanderin’
For neigh 300 years.
CHORUS
Grizzly, Grizzly Carter,
The man who knows no fear!
Grizzly, Grizzly Carter,
King of the wild frontier.
Killed a rhino-buffalo
Just ‘a usin’ his bare hands;
Pulled the skin right off to make a coat
Then packed the rest in cans.
When he had to cross a lake,
Well, he’s not a man to gloat,
He karate-chopped a hundred trees
And built himself a boat.
CHORUS
On the morn he joined the Rangers
And their leader-man, the Doc,
He snuck into their camp
And brewed some coffee in their pot.
When it comes to fighting evil now,
He always does his part -
If he sees the walkin’ dead
He up and shoots ‘em through the heart.
CHORUS
He’s got a pair of riding horses
And a silver set of knives.
If he comes into your town,
You’d better lock away your wives.
He’s got a straight and shinin’ smile,
And a cybernetic fist,
And if you try and double-cross him,
Then “you’re goin’ on the list”!
CHORUS (x2)
This song may be heard from time to time throughout Mexico, Texas, Arizona, and New Mexico and less frequently further north.
Thanks to Braden Campbell at Palladium.
